A drunken rundown

Alright kids. Here it is. My first Rundown of the season. Enjoy it all as I write in a drunken stupor. Here's a breakdown of things, as I saw it:

chicken nugget hopkins.

The night started off with a discussion about who Karen Newman is and why she sang both the Canadian National Anthem and our National Anthem. Conclusion: Karen Newman is the best anthem singer.

Those kids are fast on that Oilers team! It's like a buncha Darren Helms on the ice all at once. Holy Mackerel!

This conversation happened: "Larry Murphy should always be holding a hot dog." "Larry Murphy is the hot dog!"

MILLER TIME! I hope everyone enjoyed a nice beer. Miller scored his first goal of the season. Later, during the first intermission interview, Miller said he IS a goal scorer. LIES. Apparently, if you lie, your hair turns grey.

Filppula on the power play "why do they keep passing it to filppula he loses it or jacks off with it." ... yeah roomie, you're right. Khabibulin blows.

Niklas Kronwall with an absolute LASER after chicken nugget messed up. 2-0 wings.

Abby with a "fight" against a twelve year old. That was more like watching a bully holding a kid upside down in the school yard and taking away his lunch money. By the end of the 2nd, Abdelkader started exchanging words. I think he might be a hitman. Probably not, but its still cool to imagine.

I'm sorry Stefanie. This is absolutely terrible.